HIV tests are more positive than that guy
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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