Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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