you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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