We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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