Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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