We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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