How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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