Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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