My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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