Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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