Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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