I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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