What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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