no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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