I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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