Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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