Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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