That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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