? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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