Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
