Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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