He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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