I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend