Have you finally orgasmed yet?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob