But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.