Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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