at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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