if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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