dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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