So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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