Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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