we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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