yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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