Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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