dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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