We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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