we're blogging at a bar
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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