i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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