The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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