hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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