BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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