But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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