in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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