you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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