i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I'm always down for nudity.
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