in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I don't deserve a penis
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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