he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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