i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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