She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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