just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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