If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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