Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Vodka?
Forever.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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