idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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