I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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