He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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