i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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