this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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