Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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