I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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