that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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