I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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