My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
