So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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