Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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