omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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